Protector's Order 2004-001
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Protector’s Order 2004-001 was issued 02 April 2020 by the High Admiral of the Grayson Space Navy. It details the 2020 April Fool's Joke for the Grayson Space Navy - the fictitious "Smurfy Order of Smurfdom."
Order Text
| To: | All Officers and Enlisted in the Grayson Space Navy, the Royal Manticoran Forces, Imperial Andermani Navy, Republic of Haven Navy and All Other Members of the Grand Alliance |
| From: | High Admiral Angela Sanders, GSN |
| Re: | The Smurfy Order of Smurfdom (Protector’s Order 2004-001) |
As of the date of this Order, by my hand, and by the authority of Benjamin Bernard Jason Mayhew IX, Protector of Grayson, I hereby recognize the following Graysons who, with their drive to create a smurfily awesome village community on Grayson and within the Grand Alliance, have smurfed some smurftacular things. This Order draws on our smurfy past and grants the recipients the ability to take a Smurf name, and once a year, on the anniversary of the effective date of this order, to use it throughout the day, with their correspondence and activities. For example, CPT Silly Smurf. CPO Find-It Smurf.
They are listed alphabetically:
WO Nathan Brakefield, GSN
SCPO David Fretz, GSN
VADM Martin Griffiths, GSN
CDR Benyamin Loyola, GSN
PO1C Allan Andrew MacBain, GSN
MCPO David Melsome, GSN
SMCPON Kathy Rau, GSN
CPT David Sanders, GSN
CPT Rowan Wagstaff-Weston, GSN
Thank you for smurfing your hearts out in standing to the Test.
This Order is effective 2020 April 01.
For Smurfs, the Smurfs, the Smurf and the Smurf!
| Issued by: |
| High Admiral Angela Sanders |
| High Admiral of the Grayson Space Navy |
| “Always a way forward.” |