Admiralty Order X9X9X
Admiralty Order X9X9X was issued April 1st, 2021 by the First Lord of the Admiralty. This order updates the uniform.
Order Text
As of the publication of this Order, the following is effective: Everyone who has an A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, or Z in their name must here by add a pink beret to their Uniform. This beret must not be military style and must conform to civilian fashion.
Failure to abide by this order will result in a penalty of 15 years’ worth of pay and a mandatory hourly performance of “The Wellerman” which you must broadcast on PornHub.
In Honour of the Queen!
Martin Lessem, KSK, GCR, GCE, SC, DSO, CGM
Fleet Admiral, RMN
First Lord of the Admiralty
Grand Duke Lynx, Duke New Scania