Admiralty Order X9X9X

Template:Disclaimer Template:Orders quick buttons Admiralty Order X9X9X was issued April 1st, 2021 by the First Lord of the Admiralty. This order updates the uniform.

Order Text


To:	All Officers, Enlisted, and Civilians in the Grand Alliance
From:	Martin Lessem, KSK, GCR, GCE, SC, DSO, CGM, Admiral of the Fleet, First Lord of the Admiralty, Grand Duke, Lynx, Duke, New Scania
Re:	Uniform Changes (Admiralty Order X9X9X)

As of the publication of this Order, the following is effective: Everyone who has an A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, or Z in their name must here by add a pink beret to their Uniform. This beret must not be military style and must conform to civilian fashion.

Failure to abide by this order will result in a penalty of 15 years’ worth of pay and a mandatory hourly performance of “The Wellerman” which you must broadcast on PornHub.

In Honour of the Queen!

Issued by:

Martin Lessem, KSK, GCR, GCE, SC, DSO, CGM

Admiral of the Fleet, RMN

First Lord of the Admiralty

Grand Duke, Lynx, Duke, New Scania